WHAT IF????

Karen magiced her way into winning the Oscar that Christy was nominated for, that Matt directed, Nancy produced and subtitled in El Saldorvian the film for and Mike co stared in with a full bear hairy back scene?

WHAT IF????

Karen magiced her way into winning the Oscar that Christy was nominated for that Matt directed, Nancy produced and subtitled in Spanish, the film for and Mike co stared in with a full bear hairy back scene?

Take OVER!!!!!!!!

So Karen won the last WHAT IF and didn't do anything.......LAME!!!!

So Christy and I were talking today and I decided to steal the responsibility's from Karen and make up a question so here it is:

WHAT IF SHRINKY DINKY?

Disapointed

I posted about "What if....Then....." and NO comments. I called everyone to check out the posting and asked everyone to call me back on it and not one call. However, Karen gets off cause she gmail chatted with me about it.

Come on people, we are trying to get closer not stay in our own corners of our lives only to come out and say "Hi, howdie hoe neighbor-roonie, happy __________" PEOPLE!!!!!!

I will give you all til the end of the month to reply back to this email. October 1st, if there is not a 'comment' by each of you then I will go postal and send you all ............. something.

You've been warned!!!!!

WHAT IF......THEN......

I got an voice message from Matt the other day saying the he and Christy are collaborating on the What if Then, game. I like the idea, Karen and I tried to think of a way to make it so we all could play however, we didn't come up with a solution. So Matt's and Christy's idea works.

Here's how I understand it. Someone is it, they write the WHAT IF....... question. We all reply and the best answer wins. And they then become it. I think we need to put a time limit on this like you can be it longer than a week. You have to pick a winner and if only 2 of us participates then you pick from those two. Is this right? Any objections, questions, over rulings, itches that needs to be itched, scabs that need to be pealed?

Yes, Karen................ Yes, my boobs are real and no you may not touch them.....ok come here.

Matt?................... No, Neaptune never did makeout with Uranus.......smirk........

Christy, go............I don't know what did the banana say to the plant?.............. I don't get it, 5 points from Christy.

Nancy, last question people,................. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a what? You can't say that here, there are virgin ears? Christy, no wait. Matt, um nope. Karen, ha ha haa ha that's a good one. I invented dirty talk so it can't be me. Then who? Ok how many licks does it take to get to the center of an El Salvadorian hunky man? I don't get it, I mean yea I get it but I don't get. Oh wait, yea that is funny ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So lets start this WHAT IF.......THEN.........

Back up EMAIL

Ok folks, just a little happy gift for ya'll. If anyone needs a backup email I have created one for us so we can use that. it's sessionsblood@gmail.com password is: I can't give that out then anyone can have access to this email. Just click on password hint and you'll get in. Umm, or email me at himynameismikes@gmail.com and I'll give you the password

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After the long awaited and much anticipated, here is a place where we kissing cousins can come together once again a reign in random silliness and laughter. Not to mention conect, get the latest nitty gritty on each other, as well as read from the KissingKousinsWeekly. The highly aclaimed plushed article or two of the latest gossip amoungst ourselves by ourselves for ourselves and of ourselves.

Always remember that blood is thicker than water AND we can not forget each other or stop being family. That's why this was created. Our lives have all gone in different direction. Now we can take a few minutes a week or day and check in and give ourselves a good laugh.

Much Love, Senior CEO of Awesomeness, Mike Sessions